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Women will tell you they’re broke but tell them to open their poggyvest or Cowrywise for you, na there Kasala go burst 😂

Which one be “happy Valentine’s day my bro”
You de craze ?

You’re not depressed, you just need $500 pay from Elon tomorrow

if your phone is worth more than your monthly income
Something is wrong somewhere

Which is most painful:
A. Losing money to a rug pull
B hackers draining your wallet
C being ineligible for an airdrop that cooked massively

D your phone screen gets broken
E NEPA taking light in the middle of a football match
F being dumped on Valentine’s Day ??

Using your iPhone on silent mode is soooo convenient…. Until you misplace it I nearly die today 😂😭

Imagine longing from 750FDV to 3B $SENT 🙏

“The phone no even pain me, na the sim wey de inside”
Biggest lie in the history of mankind