TheItcoinTherapist

MAKE BITCOIN GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸

U.S. captures foreign president.
*Bitcoin pumps*

List of the top 10 worst things President Nicolás Maduro has done in office.
1. Orchestrated election fraud in the 2024 presidential vote, refusing to release tally sheets and claiming victory despite evidence of opposition win.
2. Led violent crackdowns on protests, resulting in killings by security forces and pro-government groups.
3. Oversaw arbitrary detentions of thousands, including torture and inhumane conditions in prisons.
4. Engaged in massive corruption, embezzling billions through schemes like the CLAP food program.
5. Caused economic collapse with hyperinflation and curr

So every Sunday night for the last 3 months Bitcoin would pump and proceed to dump hard as fuck precisely at 10 AM the next day but when the U.S. invades another country at 1 AM to capture their President the price is completely flat.
And this market is not manipulated you say?

SELL DRUGS TO AMERICANS AND GO TO PRISON FOREVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 🇺🇸