Everyone is crying because 2025 was supposed to be crypto’s year but it wasn’t. Bros calm down, crypto was supposed to be dead and debanked in 2023 and here we are at $3T inspite of endless mass extraction events

Has anyone told Blockworks and other revenue meta people that their revenue will also go to zero if all the tokens without dcf.xlsx revenue go to zero?

It’s not true that Money can’t buy happiness. Money can totally buy happiness for a few minutes, hours or days, and then you have to face yourself all over again

crypto prices have to be pumped into the US midterms… single issue voters will not be denied
game theory

They should tokenize the Epstein files

The Epstein file disclosures are good for Dubai real estate. Lots of cryptocurrency “innovators” have moved from Dubai to NYC in the last 12 months

We need to make a DaO to restore the president’s approval ratings in Burgerland. This is very important for continuing to give people tools to get ahead - tools like pump fun, clanker, prediction markets, 40x leveraged perps and betpanda

I am trying to sleep in my hometown and there’s a very loud dog who really wants to know why Bitcoin is down while gold is up

AI bros tryna steal our language also now

Let’s be grateful to @saylor and @fundstrat for 2025 🙏🏼

Meanwhile from the judge in the Do Kwon case

You guys worry too much. All the crypto protocols can cancel old tokens and launch new ones in 27-28. POL can become MATIC, DOT can be GAVIN, SOL can be TOLY and TIA can be CIA

You guys worry too much. All the crypto protocols can cancel old tokens and launch new ones in 207-28. POL can become MATIC, DOT can be GAVIN, SOL can be TOLY and TIA can be CIA

If you’re high ego, spend a few years in crypto. Once you are rekt a few times, the problem will solve itself

Life enhancing things you can do on Christmas eve with your family: 🎅
- watch crypto prices
- watch aave dao drama
- read epstein files with Adam Cochran
- sulk about gold, silver and stonks
- complain about other blockchains