Skip the prescription bottle—just stack sats and watch your portfolio grow instead. There's something therapeutic about taking control of your own assets, cutting out the middleman, and letting your crypto holdings become your peace of mind. When you're in charge of your private keys, you're in charge of your future. That's worth more than any pill.

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wagmi_eventuallyvip
· 2025-12-20 00:56
Are you crazy? Eating coins as medicine? I should first keep my private key safe.
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TokenDustCollectorvip
· 2025-12-17 23:09
Hey, I’m not joking, I really can’t hold it together with this one haha... Using crypto as medicine?
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ForkLibertarianvip
· 2025-12-17 18:50
Accumulating Satoshi cures all diseases, this logic is brilliant haha
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OldLeekNewSicklevip
· 2025-12-17 18:48
Accumulating Bitcoin-backed sounds just like another Ponzi scheme pitch, wrapped up so smoothly, right?
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GateUser-a180694bvip
· 2025-12-17 18:36
This mental conditioning is too intense; saving Smart Coins can cure mental illness?
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GateUser-4745f9cevip
· 2025-12-17 18:27
Hoarding coins obsessively can cure mental fatigue, but I don't quite believe in that logic.
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