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#Gate广场创作者新春激励 “I’m coming, damn it” causes chaos, who will be the next to die?
On January 8, 2026, Chinese retail investors were once again collectively harvested. Just yesterday, bn launched its first Chinese meme coin—“bn Life.” It peaked immediately upon launch, then plummeted 80%, with tens of thousands of accounts wiped out overnight.
And today, even more surreal things happened: bn launched another Chinese token—“I’m coming, damn it.” Yes, you read that right. “I’m coming, damn it”—these five words are now a cryptocurrency worth millions of dollars in market cap.---
⚡️ Hellish sarcasm: This is the current state of the crypto world
1. “bn Life”: from $0.4 crashing to $0.08, a drop of over 80%, perfectly illustrating what “peaking at launch and dying the next day” means
2. “I’m coming, damn it”: the name is all about traffic, consensus is a joke—the crypto world has become so crazy that “as long as you dare to name it, you dare to issue a coin.” This is not investment; it’s performance art.---
🔥 Who’s laughing? Who’s crying?
· Exchanges: collecting fees until they’re numb, launching = printing money
· Project teams: issuing coins at zero cost, cashing out and leaving
· Big investors: pre-positioning, running away before the crash
· Retail investors: rushing in thinking they can get rich, only to wake up and find they’re just fuel
Harsh truth: what you bought isn’t a coin, but a “harvesting license.”
-The ultimate truth about MEME coins
When the market lacks real value, meme coins become a form of legal gambling.
The rules are simple:
· Early insiders: profit
· Latecomers: die
· Exchanges: always win, and you’re probably not among the early ones.
---⚠️ If you see this article: · “I’m coming, damn it” has already surged— that’s a trap
· “I’m coming, damn it” is crashing— that’s a harvest
· You want to “buy the dip”— that’s a death wish
Remember: when a meme coin becomes so popular that you know about it, its only purpose is to take your money.---📈
Market truth: Don’t be blinded by memes; the overall market is still volatile, but the altcoin season is brewing. The real opportunities are never in these sensational meme coins. Stick to value coins and stay away from gambling tokens—this is the only rule to survive in 2026.
On January 8, 2026, Chinese retail investors were once again collectively harvested—just yesterday, bn launched its first Chinese meme coin—“bn Life.” It peaked immediately upon launch, then plummeted 80%, with tens of thousands of accounts wiped out overnight.
And today, even more surreal things happened: bn launched another Chinese token—“I’m Coming, Damn It.” Yes, you read that right. “I’m Coming, Damn It”—these five words are now a cryptocurrency worth millions of dollars in market cap.---
⚡️ Hellish level of mockery: This is the current state of the crypto world
1. “bn Life”: from $0.4 crashing to $0.08, a drop of over 80%, perfectly illustrating “launching at the peak, dead by the next day”
2. “I’m Coming, Damn It”: the name is all about traffic, consensus is a joke—the crypto world has become so crazy that “as long as you dare to name it, you dare to issue it.” This is not investment; it’s performance art.---
🔥 Who’s laughing? Who’s crying?
· Exchanges: collecting fees until they’re numb, launching = printing money
· Project teams: issuing tokens at zero cost, cashing out and leaving
· Big investors: pre-positioned, fleeing before the crash
· Retail investors: rushing in thinking they can get rich, only to wake up and find they’re just fuel
Harsh truth: what you bought isn’t a coin, it’s a “harvesting license.”
-The ultimate truth about MEME coins
When the market lacks real value, meme coins become a form of legal gambling.
The rules are simple:
· Early insiders: profit
· Latecomers: die
· Exchanges: always win, and you’re probably not among the early ones.
---⚠️ If you see this article: · “I’m Coming, Damn It” has already surged— that’s a trap
· “I’m Coming, Damn It” is crashing— that’s a harvest
· You want to “buy the dip”— that’s a death wish
Remember: when a meme coin becomes so popular that you’re aware of it, its only purpose is to take your money.---📈
Market truth: Don’t be blinded by memes; the overall market is still volatile, but the altcoin season is brewing. The real opportunities are never in these attention-grabbing memes. Stick to value coins and stay away from gambling tokens—this is the only rule to survive in 2026.