Why does my lobster look like an idiot

I see your lobster tutorials every day and they’re so awesome, some of them have already started making money on their own
Yesterday I finally tinkered with the Mac mini I bought a while ago for half a day, and it turned out to be a clueless idiot whose words don’t make sense
So is it that I’m too bad or are you guys lying to me😂
Today I continue to tinker with the second-generation lobster😑