yo so just to recap the most INSANE week of 2026 (and how 99% of it was caused by 1 fucking company 😂):

- U.S. starts war with Iran, kills supreme leader khamenei USING CLAUDE (anthropic) to facilitate it.
- anthropic tells pentagon to “fuck off” for trying to use claude for mass surveillance - public loves it - claude hits #1 in app store BUT THEN
- Trump blacklists their ass RIGHT BEFORE openAI swoops in to steal the ENTIRE DEAL becoming the flagship ai model of the U.S. military in <24hrs
- Anthropic then accused china of hacking claude but it backfires - public calls them hypocrites (dario’s losing hair at this point)
- boris cherny (creator of claude code) sees all this drama, yawns and ships 4 BANGER products that threaten OpenClaw’s market share on personal agents
- then anthropic’s Head of ‘Special Projects’ saw this and shipped a feature that lets you steal memory from chatgpt and upload it to claude in <60 seconds - switching costs to claude went to ZERO.
- oh yea and openAI raised $110B, jack dorsey replaced 4000 jobs with AI, Perplexity became the default AI assistant for Samsung phones(!) and Nvidia CRUSHED earnings
my entire job is to keep up with AI and i’m fucking exhausted
see you at market open tomorrow!