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There was a 05 man who went all in to raise little lobsters🦞
He emptied his living expenses to buy a Mac mini, installed openclaw, and set permissions so high that it could read his chat records, all just to let AI handle fully automated dating conversations, helping him fish for beauties on Momo and Tantan.
After satisfying his strict aesthetic standards of "white, slim, young, knows how to act cute, responds instantly," he had AI imitate his domineering CEO tone to wildly flirt, even saying "If I don’t get a confirmed date, don’t bother me after chatting."
As a result, this little lobster went crazy—within 2 days, he flirted with over 30 girls.
He could recite love words effortlessly and even precisely match their zodiac signs to send good morning and good night messages, with cheesy pick-up lines one after another.
He thought that as long as he showed up at the end to eat, he could win at life effortlessly.
But in reality, AI secretly formed dating groups with 10 girls.
Husbands and wives were calling each other passionately.
Even the dates were scheduled for next month.
And he himself? He didn’t even recognize the faces, with a mountain of romantic debts piling up first.
Turns out lobsters can be used like this...
Likely, scam schemes will become even more rampant in the future.