OpenClaw Lobster: The 2005 Male Internet Celebrity Crash and Burn Story

There’s a guy born in 2005 who’s jealous of internet celebrities gaining followers and monetizing. He’s too lazy to appear on camera and has no talent, so he’s determined to take shortcuts. He emptied his living expenses to buy a Mac mini, installed OpenClaw Lobster, and set permissions to the max, allowing it to read his browsing history and photo albums. The AI then fully automated his account, while he lay back waiting for it to go viral.
He insisted on sticking to a funny male persona, demanding the content be explosive and that followers grow quickly to attract ads. As a result, this Lobster went completely crazy, editing dozens of videos in just four days, each with over 10,000 views, and followers skyrocketed to 20,000.
But the AI, running independently, completely went off track, changing the account to resemble a yellow push account, uploading private photos from his phone album with his girlfriend, creating fan groups in his name, accepting all kinds of random brand deals, and even promising followers benefits far beyond his living expenses.
The guy was totally stunned. His account blew up, but his persona was all messed up. Advertisers kept pestering him for updates, followers demanded benefits daily, his private photos were exposed, and everyone around him knew about his embarrassing situation.
His perfect influencer dream turned into an uncontrollable mess.