Saw this today, laughing like crazy

The more you do this,
I Volvic mineral water.
I'm not good at expressing myself,
But eel noodles.
Qin Shi Huang unified the world,
I unified pudding.
Grains of sand accumulate into a tower, accumulating phlegm.
Because mother shark is big, so father shark is small.
Boiling frogs in warm water, clear water ancestor Buddha.
We share the same roots, pan-fried beef short ribs.
Walk many night roads, assorted sandwich.
Once bitten by a snake, hear birdsong everywhere.
Heaven and earth one sandpiper, mushroom seafood congee.
Life has no permanence, intestines wrapping intestines.
Fame brings trouble, Activia probiotic yogurt.
Girls change eighteen times at coming of age, the more they change the more reckless.
If you don't want people to know, don't act like an idiot.
Don't listen to the old folks' advice, be happy for years.
A harmonious family prospers, hey north gotta listen.
The autumn weather is cool and nice, I advise you not to sing about autumn.
Life is dissatisfying, lacking new Taiwan dollars.
Life is not ideal, lacking one hundred million.
Working isn't easy, all depends on acting skills.
The setting sun is infinitely beautiful, shut up and don't make noise.
All beings are equal, remember to see the doctor.
Knowledge is power,
Bacon is calories.
Missing is a kind of illness,
Shirley is a kind of ice.
A small bridge, flowing water, home,
Ancient path, plum green tea.
One mountain cannot contain two tigers,
Unless one male and one female.
Unintentional willow insertion orange juice,
Magpies occupying crow's nest lemon tea.
One person does the job, one person takes the fall,
Ding Ding does the job ding.
One person does the job job job barley soup,
Seemingly similar four treasures soup.
Not to be repeated fried sauce noodles,
Rich water doesn't fall to Ovomaltine.
You take your sunny path,
I eat my McDonald's.
One mountain still has a higher mountain,
Radish still has radish cake,
Egg still has egg cake.