A guy matched with someone nearby on a social media app, and they were chatting up a storm.

The girl sent a photo of herself, and the guy's eyes went wide—"you're so pretty."
The guy asked to see her body, and surprisingly, the girl agreed.
The girl said: "I'm home alone, why don't you come over? We can have some drinks and chat."
The guy went crazy—"isn't this exactly what I use social media for?"
After waiting so long, my luck finally came through. The girl immediately sent him her location.
Right after he left, the girl messaged: "I have alcohol at home, but no snacks. If you don't mind, could you pick up some duck meat products?"
You're about to have the feast of your life—would you refuse a little appetizer before the main course?
The guy rushed straight to the duck meat shop the girl recommended and bought over 600 yuan worth of duck products.
He messaged the girl: "Got the duck meat, see if there's anything else you need me to bring."
The girl said: "Go grab some adult novelty items from the self-service store nearby—it's right by the duck shop.
I like this kind of vibe. Since you're coming, let's really have a good time."
The guy was overjoyed—this kind of luck comes once in a century. He ended up spending over 1,500 yuan on adult items.
Following the location to the girl's building, he called her.
The girl said: "My mom just arrived, we'll have to reschedule." Then she hung up, and the calls wouldn't go through anymore.
The guy had spent over 2,000 yuan, standing alone in the wind holding a bag of duck wings, duck necks, and soy sauce duck in one hand, and a bag of lace-trimmed candles in the other.