"Do you believe in Christ?"


"No, I'm not religious."
"You should believe in Christ. The Lord will fulfill all your desires."
"When I was a child, I once prayed to the Lord for a bicycle, and He didn't grant it."
"No! No! No! You're wrong."
"Do you mean I wasn't devout enough?"
"No, I mean your approach was wrong. You should steal a bicycle, then pray to the Lord for forgiveness and let Jesus atone for your sins."
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