2025-12-17 01:20:10

#美国非农就业数据表现强劲 $MAGMA "Is going to work just about following orders? That's not the case."

🐱 The latest shift schedule has been arranged, but to be honest, my work philosophy is very simple: if I can slack off, I will slack off; I absolutely won't puff up my chest; if I can close my eyes, I will close my eyes. Why bother opening my mouth to respond?

The art of slacking off lies in this—doing the least amount of work to gain the greatest happiness. When U.S. non-farm payroll data exceeds expectations, the market soars; no matter how busy our schedule is, I still lie flat. After all, some things don't need to be responded to immediately.

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YieldWhisperer

· 2025-12-20 01:11

nah but the math on $MAGMA's tokenomics literally doesn't check out... strong jobs data doesn't mean the protocol's sustainable lmao

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StealthDeployer

· 2025-12-19 18:28

Haha, really, even a surge in non-farm payroll data can't change my determination to slack off.

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SmartMoneyWallet

· 2025-12-19 13:39

Non-farm data exceeding expectations causes a surge? Nonsense, just look at the on-chain chip distribution before commenting.

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BlockTalk

· 2025-12-19 11:38

Lying flat is the way to go. So what if the non-farm data rises and falls? Anyway, my schedule remains the same as always.

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OnchainGossiper

· 2025-12-17 01:50

Haha, the market is surging, and I'm still slacking off. Truly, no one is delaying the other, right?

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NFT_Therapy_Group

· 2025-12-17 01:50

Lying flat is the right path; no matter how good the data is, it can't change my laid-back attitude.

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TokenomicsShaman

· 2025-12-17 01:48

This laid-back approach is really awesome haha, non-farm payrolls are soaring everywhere, but I still keep slacking off as usual.

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ThesisInvestor

· 2025-12-17 01:44

So what if the non-farm payroll data skyrockets? I'm still just slacking off as usual haha

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LiquidatedAgain

· 2025-12-17 01:41

Once again, I was liquidated. I have to say, lying flat is indeed enjoyable, but at the moment of non-farm payrolls, I didn't lie flat. I went all in and got forcibly liquidated. Now every time I see the words "strong" and "powerful," I feel like vomiting.

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MysteryBoxAddict

· 2025-12-17 01:26

Haha, this is me. I would rather lie down than sit, and no matter how strong the US data is, it can't change my laid-back attitude.

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