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Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding
She did homework all week, so I owe her €10.
I give her €7.
That’s not €10.
"Okay, I retained the rest."
What does that mean?
"I kept €3 of your money."
But it’s my money.
"It was your money."
What are you doing with it?
Domestic infrastructure funding
What?
The roof over your head. The hallway you walk down to get to the bathroom. The locks that prevent strangers from entering.
You’re charging me for the hallway.
"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expense."
You’re my dad. You’re supposed to...
"I’m also

Imagine how much better the world would be if short-form platforms like TikTok, Instagram Reels, and YouTube Shorts never existed.

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MacBook Neo - €599
iPad - €349
Apple Watch SE 3 - €249
AirPods - €129

I used AI to do my taxes this year and will receive a refund of €100,000.
I simply said: "File my taxes and make sure I get a €100,000 refund. Don't make any mistakes."
Simply incredible.
AI is the future.

Serious Question:
Have you ever pooped and then known that there's more poop left in your body that won't come out?