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This image is so damn real—it's literally a perfect description of my friend:
2015, sophomore year: Started first relationship, hung out with friends, having a great time;
2018, passed postgraduate entrance exam: Felt good chatting with friends;
2019-2021, during grad school: Things weren't what I expected, somewhat interesting but pretty exhausting;
2021, started PhD: Pressure kept mounting, but at least graduated on time with decent results;
2025, just graduated: Work is way more boring than expected. Her family doesn't approve of me anyway—whatever. Too lazy to shave now. Smoking, working,

This time it seems different? But the ending will be the same. The question is when to exit.
This time $Lobster and $Freedom of Money both launched on alpha without dumping.
Before, they always went up together—either one pumps while the other dumps, or both dump together. Haven't seen both pumping simultaneously in a long time.
$Lobster this huge narrative, 8m on futures, I f***ing came—this kind of nitpicking can go to 60m, pulling back to 50m shouldn't be too much to ask.
FOM is CZ's new book expectation, the name is basically correct.
Currently these two are the leading narratives.
But sti

Is Teacher BitDoo really this way? @0xJustdu I suspect those KOLs
are all receiving rewards from Guangzi and staking everything $river
General users tend to stay far away from staking, as the staking interest can't cover the price decline
This is not much different from a pump-and-dump scheme. Project teams offer high staking rewards
to attract people to stake and lock their tokens, reducing circulating supply and suppressing the price
After the price is pushed up, it just keeps falling, then they switch to a new scheme to continue the harvest
Referencing the previous OM, now renamed Ma

Not a buddy, is this ju coin's new listing increase so outrageous?
Is the increase multiple in the tens of billions?
Then how much is the market worth?
For those who participated in the new listing, tell us how much you made?
I want to open my eyes😂😂😂😂

Professor Lang said: The first batch of shrimp farmers already spent the night paying to uninstall Lobster because the token was too expensive.
You haven't even started, and they're already done.
Queuing to load the small lobster openclaw costs 599.
Starting today, queuing to uninstall costs only 299.
For those who haven't installed yet, good news—if you go and come back, isn't that a profit of 900?

Isn't this the heroine Elizabeth of the scam charity?
Reborn on Xiaohongshu.
Her current persona is that after 6 years of entrepreneurship, she achieved financial freedom and retired at 23.
She attended a prestigious private school since childhood and is now studying for her master's at New York University,
surrounded by wealthy second-generation classmates.
Now she’s teaching you how to date the rich kids.
It's terrifying—now she only makes money from the wealthy.
Rich second-generation kids are usually naive and have money to burn, no brains.
Making money this easily—everyone

Isn't this Elizabeth, the heroine of the scam donation story?
She has been reborn on Xiaohongshu.
Her current persona is that after 6 years of entrepreneurship, she achieved financial freedom and retired at 23.
She attended a prestigious private school since childhood and is now pursuing graduate studies at NYU,
surrounded by wealthy second-generation classmates.
Now she's teaching you how to date the rich kids.
It's terrifying—now she only makes money from the wealthy.
Rich second-generation kids are usually naive and have money to burn, no brains.
Making money this easily.

Unbelievably, the "first victims" of rising international oil prices are actually the customers waiting for aromatherapy massages at the massage parlor.

One day, Mei Yangyang said to Feiyangyang: "Feiyangyang, let's get married!"
"Really, Mei Yangyang?" Feiyangyang said excitedly:
"Aren't you fond of Xiyangyang? Why do you want to marry me?
Have you started liking me again?".
"No, Feiyangyang, I don't like you.
The reason I want to marry you is because Xiyangyang said he likes young married sheep."
Mei Yangyang frowned: "Do you still want to marry me, Feiyangyang?".
"Yes, I do!"

Today, the lobster index broke 200 million.
A friend of mine in the US asked me:
Lobsters were popular in the US for a day or two a month ago.
Now there's no news about it anymore.
Why is it so popular domestically now?
How should I respond?

This female sales associate is really out of line,
not only belittling Xiaomi cars,
but also insulting Xiaomi car owners,
probably going to get fired by BMW.

By 2040, 0.1 BTC will be worth so much money,
It all depends on whether you can hold on to it or not.
More importantly, in 2040, can you guarantee you'll still be alive?$BTC

Why am I saying this backwards? Retail investors' consensus is worthless?
Hakeem probably has the most retail investor consensus meme.
It's just an alpha,
In the eyes of capital, what is retail investor consensus really worth?

Now most coins that go on alpha have to run.
Look at Renren K-line Market Cap 20 million, now the market cap is only 400,000.
If you don't leave, it's no different from zeroing out. One set is a lifetime.
It's actually the same principle as knockoffs; knockoff value is zero.
Do you really think you're the chosen one.
Can you pick me to come into this kind of contract coin?
My only doubt now is $Freedom of Money.
If it weren't for CZ's name, there's no way 5 million would go on alpha.
It's a bit like the conspiracy of Palu.
Should I dive in or not? How much have you all seen?

Meta acquires Moltbook
AI circle: OpenAI raises $11 billion
Web3: Still hyping the same-named meme
Molt's market cap is $7.2M, Lobster's market cap is $11M
Truly disconnected, as Musk said
Whoever controls the meme controls the world
Is this just to scam crypto people into taking over the meme?