farming nado?
a friend of mine created a telegram bot for trading on nado straight from your phone, you just send a few simple text commands in a group chat
/long HYPE 1000 10
> @plumapp_xyz
plus, they're running a $1,000 trading contest

3.25 Early Morning Analysis:
Bitcoin surged to around 72,000 but immediately "lost momentum." It's now oscillating around 71,300, a typical pattern of profit-taking at high levels. The 7-day moving average has just been broken below, with the Bollinger Band upper rail pressing down hard. Breaking higher will face significant resistance. It will likely pull back to around 71,000 to test if the mid-band support holds.
On the news front, it's the same old story—sentiment warming up on the US stock side but the Fed maintaining a hawkish stance with no softening, geopolitical conflicts remain uncle

🚨 WHALE ALERT: $30M+ HIGH-LEVERAGE LONG 🚨
A high-conviction whale is betting big on a market breakout! 🐋🔥
They just established a massive 10x leverage long position on $HYPE and $ETH, with a total position value currently exceeding $30.00 million.
The Breakdown:
* Massive Exposure: Over $28.9M in $HYPE longs across 4 primary wallets.
* Strategic Shift: Significant capital moving into $ETH longs with up to 25x leverage.
* Spot Holdings: An additional $1.79M in $HYPE held in spot, showing long-term skin in the game.
As of March 25, 2026, ETH is trading near $2,185, while HYPE remains strong

$DOGE #CreatorLeaderboard
DOGE/USDT, Here is a comprehensive and in-depth technical analysis.
1. Overview & Market Context
· Current Price: $0.09575
· 24h Change: +2.18% (Slightly bullish on the daily timeframe, but facing local resistance).
· Volume: 24h Volume of 264.28M DOGE suggests moderate liquidity, but the current session shows a rejection from the highs.
2. Moving Averages (EMA)
The EMA lines are currently in a state of compression (convergence), which often precedes a volatility expansion.
· EMAs 5 & 10: Currently at 0.09666 and 0.09660. The price is trading below these short-term m

Bitcoin HAS ALWAYS retraced to at least its 0.786 fib, is this the first cycle we don't see that happen?

The wind vane is here, the air force 👌🏻

The market fluctuates but always finds its place, and restless hearts also find their moment of peace. Put down the exhaustion of staring at charts, hold onto the rhythm in your heart, close the market and settle your mind, don't cling to market movements, today's harvest is abundant...!
$BTC $ETH ‌ ‌#Gate正式接入Polymarket

BTC/ETH Mish Strategy - March 26 Early Morning
The target for this round is very clear. The news situation is a bit strange - the US side proactively released conciliatory messages, while the Iranian side maintains a tough stance. It's estimated that the negotiating chips on both sides haven't reached consensus. These are matters beyond our control anyway. Let's build our positions with expectations and then we'll see.
The bullflag target for this round is extremely clear - even bears should remember this firmly (the long target levels are the short entry levels).
**BTC Targets ①: 72279-73000;

You're Panic Selling Your Bitcoin… They're Buying It. Public Companies Just Added ~1,758 BTC Worth ~$126M
Big Companies Continue Adding More Bitcoin to Their Treasuries:
1️⃣ $MSTR Strategy bought 1,031 BTC worth $76.6M at ~$74,326 per BTC → Total 7,62,099 BTC
2️⃣ $GEMI Gemini Space Station Inc bought 617 BTC → Total 4,619 BTC
3️⃣ $ALCPB Capital B bought 44 BTC at ~$66,700 → Total 2,888 BTC
4️⃣ $GPUS Hyperscale Data Bought 5.562 BTC → Total 627.8970 BTC
5️⃣ $VANA Vanadi Coffee, SA Bought 4 BTC worth $269K at ~$67,340 → Total 213 BTC
6️⃣ $HODL B HODL Bought 1 BTC at ~$67,770 → Total 163.487 BTC

#USProposes15PointPeacePlan Analyzing the U.S. 15-Point Peace Plan
The recent announcement of the U.S. 15-Point Peace Plan marks a significant development in global diplomacy, aiming to address long-standing conflicts and foster stability in regions plagued by tension. The plan, detailed in an official briefing, emphasizes a combination of diplomatic engagement, economic cooperation, humanitarian support, and security arrangements, reflecting a comprehensive approach to conflict resolution.
At the core of the initiative is the focus on dialogue and negotiation. The plan encourages all parties

Good luck. Have fun. Don’t die.
10/10 movie about a dystopian AI.
No spoilers. Give it a watch.

🚨 Official statement has come.
AKP deputy Dr. Ömer İleri:
"Crypto assets will be reorganized taking into account public sensitivities."
In other words, the people spoke, and parliament listened.
Did crypto investors win?

Elon just texted.
wants his planet back.
I said, "Make an offer."

#SIREN Panda Burns Incense, Three Needles Probe the Top. If you don't run now, you'll have no chance. This manipulator eats people without spitting out bones.

JUST IN: Brazilian President Calls for Cryptocurrency Regulation at CELAC Summit
This marks the first time the Brazilian president has publicly addressed cryptocurrencies at an international summit.
The proposed regulation is linked to the fight against money laundering and organized crime.
The speech also touches on critical minerals and regional technological sovereignty.

Ai season strikes again?

Solana is #1 in DEX trading with $60B volume in the last month
It is ~3x higher than the 2024 Monthly Average
Not bad for a bear market where apparently $SOL is dead

Wednesday evening US stock market hedge layout has been successfully realized: BTC short has generated 1500 points of profit, ETH short has generated 55 points of profit, I believe Jiaoyang followers have already successfully locked in profits $BTC $ETH #Gate正式接入Polymarket