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Hey everyone, good afternoon! It's time to slack off during Monday work hours~
This morning was pretty free since I didn't have classes, so I stayed in the office and played @RealGoOfficial's Meme Arena. I found out that they recently launched a new Last Meme Standing mode, which is now live (though the PVP system is still in Beta).
It can be played on both desktop and mobile, and I feel like the overall game vibe has changed quite a bit.
In the past, raising Meme pets mainly involved catching, raising, leveling up, and watching them grow.
Now it's different—you need to form a team of three pe
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Today, my good friend took me to see the tulips 🌷
They really smell wonderful!
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@Supers6061 Haha, I’ve just been drinking and now I’m not hungry, not craving, and not sleepy at all🤣
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It was raining, so I took a taxi home and realized I lost my phone.
I ran frantically to find it and then realized I was holding it in my hand.
The driver stopped and asked me, "What are you doing?"
I weakly said, "It's raining heavily, drive a little slower."
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Hey guys, happy weekend~ Time to stay at home and relax!
Recently, I’ve been hooked on Luckin’s Little Butter American Hard Control. People say drinking it can help with weight loss. I couldn’t resist and ordered a cup yesterday. This morning, I got on the scale and surprisingly, I lost two pounds! So I made myself another one today haha.
I looked into it, and it’s not that mysterious. The main idea is that it gives you a strong feeling of fullness, so you don’t want to eat as much afterward. Honestly, it still depends on controlling your diet yourself. It just helps suppress the impulse to ea
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A patient with indigestion complained to a doctor:
"I've been very abnormal lately. Whatever I eat comes out the same way.
I eat cucumber and pass cucumber, I eat watermelon and pass watermelon.
How can I get back to normal?"
The doctor was silent for a moment, then said: "Then you'll just have to eat shit."
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Hey guys, good afternoon! 🌸 I've noticed recently that whether it's the AI circle or crypto world, everyone's going crazy competing over compute power and models. But honestly, I think data is the thing that's being seriously underestimated.
No matter how powerful AI is, if the data is weak, dirty, or untrustworthy, everything you train ends up broken. Especially in serious scenarios like healthcare, defense, and enterprise—unreliable data can actually cause real problems.
So I've been keeping my eye on the AI data infrastructure space lately. After all, it's a genuine necessity.
I actually j
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# The Cheapest Weight Loss Program
A guy went to a gym to lose weight and chose the cheapest option—lose one pound in one hour.
He was brought into a room where a naked woman stood holding a sign that read: "If you can catch me, I'll sleep with you!"
The guy immediately accepted the challenge and started chasing the girl, but each time he was about to catch her, she slipped away.
An hour passed, and he still hadn't caught the girl. The fitness trainer took him to the scale, and he had lost exactly one pound.
"This is pretty great," the guy thought to himself. "I get to lose weight and have fun
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Hey besties, good afternoon! ~ Recently I've been seeing so many messages about crypto payments, and it really feels like this track is becoming increasingly mainstream – no longer the small-scale stuff from before, it's mainstream now!
Especially the news about Mastercard joining forces with 85 crypto companies to launch a global payments alliance – I was honestly quite surprised!
Turns out crypto payments have been gradually moving toward the mainstream, and it's getting closer to our daily use too.
While paying attention to this sector, I happened to come across @AEON_Community, and the ove
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When I came home today, my mom told me something.
I said, "Mom, I don't think that's quite right?"
She said, "Are you talking back to me?"
I said, "How is it talking back if I say one thing and you say another?"
She said, "Are your wings getting too hard?"
I tried to discuss something with my mom, and she said I was talking back.
I tried to explain logic to her, and she talked about my wings.
Everyone else cares about how high I fly, but only my mom cares about how hard my wings are.
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Hey babes, good afternoon! Recently I've been working diligently, and the market has been so tough!
When I got home, I happened to see Gate's #ZIG Trading Championship, which reminded me of when I teach the little ones. Our usual trading is just like when kindergarteners play games—everyone rushes in when it goes up, and races to get out when it goes down. Everyone gets caught up in it!
I didn't expect Gate to turn this into the ZIG Trading Championship. I checked out the rewards and they're actually pretty decent!
The total prize pool has 207523 $ZIG . You can climb the leaderboard and win pr
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My older brother is turning 30 soon this year. During Chinese New Year, my mom dragged him to seven or eight blind dates. Yesterday he met another girl who works at a bank, and the two of them were awkwardly chatting in my living room.
After my mom finished serving fruit, she hid in the kitchen.
The girl has a pretty good personality, just a bit naive and takes things very literally.
Halfway through their conversation, my brother felt the atmosphere was too dull, so he casually made a joke:
"Honestly, my standards aren't that high. If you're busy after we get married and don't have time to kee
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A colleague went to ask the boss for compensatory time off.
Upon entering the office, he heard a coworker say: "Okay, I'll fix it tomorrow."
He quickly said: "Boss, I'd like to take tomorrow off too."
The boss paused and said: "Alright then, you two go together tomorrow. If you can fix that toilet, fix it. If you can't, just replace it."
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My friend was sick and needed an IV drip.
The one giving him the injection was an intern nurse.
She poked and prodded for a long time but couldn't find the vein.
He was in so much pain, grimacing and gritting his teeth.
With no other choice, he called for the head nurse.
The head nurse had great technique.
She smoothly inserted the needle into the vein in one go.
Then she immediately pulled it out.
She handed the needle to the intern nurse and said:
"Did you see that clearly? Now you try again!"
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Happy 8th anniversary to @BitMart_zh!
These eight years have truly been no easy journey, with wind and rain, but we have been steadily moving forward.
I just received the 8th anniversary merchandise from @KalenaBitmart, and I was instantly surprised when I unboxed it—such a big box!
The items inside are very practical: a small suitcase, a backpack, a hat, clothes, and a stress-relief mini keyboard, which is perfect for daily use.
The little unicorn inside is also super cute and very charming.
Finally, I hope BitMart continues to get better and better, and that it has a bright and lon
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I have a distant cousin who, during the New Year, has gone on ten blind dates. The first nine all fell through over bride price disputes, with his mother always complaining that the bride's family asked for too much and refusing to compromise.
My cousin was fed up with his mother's fussing and finally snapped, "Mom, how about I find you someone who’s absolutely perfect for you? Very easygoing, only a few hundred bucks for the bride price, and if you don’t like her, you can return her. I’ll never argue with you again, whatever you say goes, I’ll be 100% obedient!"
His mother’s eyes lit up: "Rea
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