Lolapenny

Having a soulless job is teaching a man to live off a few fish a week forever. Quitting your job, hitting the gym, finding purpose, and being honest with yourself about the state of affairs is the difficult path but the needed one to learn how to fish.

I’m trying to be so ungovernable it’s offensive

You have to be pure of heart to get a pitbull

I worked in live TV and Radio production for 5 years and wore the HyperX Cloud III headset for my job every single day. That’s fucking hilarious

At some point… losing is a conscious choice and you just don’t have to do it. You can actually just go out and win

Whenever I don’t understand something I just think about the problem in basketball terms and it clicks. This works for literally everything btw

No matter what - AI cannot get you a good woman. Start being a decent person before you wind up 40 and alone with no purpose.

The 300mg of caffeine I consume on an empty stomach every morning makes my stomach talk but I’m not listening. You will be getting 1 meal a day and MAYBE some beer if I’m feeling generous. Take it or leave it.

You want a field full of crops, yet you fear the rain. Embrace it

The graveyard is full of men who thought they had more time. Start today

The indomitable human spirit

I’m going to be spending a long period of time in another country at probably the funniest time I possibly could have done it as a chronically online CT user 😂😂

Dear IRS the money is not mine, it is my AI agents, you are going to have to take this up with him

Pivot to astrology before everyone does. Dead serious. It’s coming, BIG time

Wait I just learned women are basically immune to microplastics. What an insane natural buff.

You can mix 3 (or 4, max) ingredients and never need to buy store bought wraps again. Changed meal prepping for me: - Self Rising Flour (500g) - Greek Yogurt (520g) - 1 Tbsp Salt (15g) Stop buying bread that kills you

We are going to see some of the funniest rags to riches stories in the next few years, and I am so here for it. Polymarket on top

I dislike whoever is responsible for the amount of ads on cooking websites

Amazing summary of what’s happening